lukie 12:52 Wed Apr 11
Weird things your missus/old girlfriend does/did
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So I moved in with my new lady friend a few months ago and oddly she sleeps with her head properly under the covers?
Admittedly, our blinds are a bit crap, but I can't get how it can be comfortable! God help her when we get to the stage when we're comfortable letting rip in front of each other!
I also had a mate that pulled a bird on holiday and woke up to her sniffing his armpit!
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Grumpster
12:55 Wed Apr 11
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Would say they've all been fairly normal thankfully.
Current one is a messy cunt which could be deemed fairly unusual for a woman and she drinks pints of lager.
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Troy McClure
1:06 Wed Apr 11
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You checked for a set of bollocks yet Grump?
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Takashi Miike
1:18 Wed Apr 11
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grumps, adams apple?
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Northern Sold
2:27 Wed Apr 11
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My missus has ALWAYS slept with her head under the covers... Oh and I FART a lot.... a real lot.... it's her choice being in the firing line...
Weird girlfriends.... I had one that would only let me splurge on her stomach... she would then rub it in... let it dry ...and then peel it off... reckons it was good for skin.... she was a squirter as well... lot of fluids around in those days
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arsene york-hunt
2:32 Wed Apr 11
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Wearing high heels is weird. They hinder their ability to walk, make them look ridiculous, and damage their feet.
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worm
2:39 Wed Apr 11
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She goes out with me. I have no idea why
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Eerie Descent
2:55 Wed Apr 11
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The bird I'm seeing at the minute insists I wear sandals and put Led Zepplin on whilst I'm rattling the arse off it.
Apparently, it makes her feel less like she's cheating on her husband.
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Mace66
3:01 Wed Apr 11
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My mrs hoovers the house at least twice a day and mops the floors every day
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Spandex Sidney
3:06 Wed Apr 11
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Mace66 3:01 Wed Apr 11
If she stands to inherit a brewery and give daily blowies, you've hit the jackpot there!
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Swiss.
3:19 Wed Apr 11
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Albanians like to keep it in the family. That's all I'm saying.
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Agent Scud
3:20 Wed Apr 11
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The current Mrs Scud appears to have forgotten how to clean the house properly. She's so shit at it that I've offered to pay for a cleaner but that's not an option apparently.
An ex used to cook dinner and leave the pots and pans sitting there for weeks (She lived alone and I marked the fresh contents of one of the pots after dinner one night to confirm my suspicions).
I appear to attract slovenly women.
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Grumpster
3:38 Wed Apr 11
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I'm over the moon with her drinking pints gents, it's a lot cheaper than when I buy drinks for the tarts at work and all the nonsense they want.
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Darlo Debs
5:14 Wed Apr 11
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Ex used to hate the fact that i dont drink (as in booze).
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joe royal
5:15 Wed Apr 11
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Awaits Jonsey.
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Darlo Debs
5:18 Wed Apr 11
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Why?
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Bungo
6:55 Wed Apr 11
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Mrs Bungo never remembers our wedding anniversary, Mother's Day or any of that chod.
Not only is this weird, it's bloody marvellous!
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only1billybonds
9:23 Wed Apr 11
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My ex Mrs would only eat whole peanuts. If she pulled half if one from the bowl she' put it back in.
Also,she used to sleep with her arms stretched out either side of her bonce. I assumed this posture was an inviation to help myself.
My currrent (and last) love is thankfully normal. Well,apart from being Australuan.
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Too Much Too Young
9:33 Wed Apr 11
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I had an ex that would not drink tea or coffee, but only cups of hot water.
But she did like it up her bung hole, so I forgave her for that.
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Far Cough
9:43 Wed Apr 11
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Mrs Cough used to cane me for putting the toilet roll on the wrong way as well as leaving the fucking seat up
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cup of tea
2:42 Thu Apr 12
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My Mrs once made me a fry up with SCRAMBLED EGG instead of a FRIED egg. Fucking liberty that was
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